The hotel staff at Bedlam Inn have a very special way of dealing with pesky guests.
You know the kind.
Entitled wackadoos who demand demand demand.
They get the most exclusive room.
Our staff will personally escort them up.
“You’ll love the king-size bed,” they’ll say with a smile.
And the guests always do.
Until they sleep.
And the bed’s mouth opens down its center,
and swallows them alive.
Then the delightful chewing begins!
How do I know?
I am that bed.
And my newest guests have just arrived.