Dearest Author,
We were heart-broken
to hear your transphobic statements
on the telly.
We assumed your Witch Manor Series
was an allegory
for inclusivity.
Millions of fans did, too.
Your witches fought so hard
to be accepted into society.
Who left this note on your fridge,
you ask?
It is I,
Evadra,
Head Witch of Witch Manor.
Me and a few of the girls
devised a spell.
We stand by you no longer.
Consider this our notice:
we’re leaving your books
on Friday.
Keep your odious opinions to yourself.
XOXO -Evadra