CONTENT WARNING: Animal Cruelty
Influencer promised her Instagram followers
to rescue a dog.
(It was the trend.)
Her first attempt was Missy,
a poodle puppy
who was quickly returned.
Influencer told her followers
she couldn’t be potty trained.
(Influencer hadn’t tried.)
When Influencer returned Tad,
an adorable Yorkie,
she told her followers that he was aggressive.
(He just didn’t like putting on the outfits.)
But it was Piggly,
the ugly three-legged mutt,
who was the keeper.
(He shot Influencer’s Instagram following
through the roof.)