The best way to celebrate being left unattended was, of course, for the brothers to play soccer in the house. They were unstoppable. Until the ball exploded their mother’s $10,000 vase into dust.
“Mom’s gonna kill us!” cried the youngest.
“No,” said the oldest, “I got a plan.”
Suspect Still at Large in Mantasburg House Fire
The Mantasburg Fire Police Chief, Tom Ward, reports that firefighters were called in at approximately 8:00 am on March 13th. No one was harmed. Two eyewitnesses claim it was a big-nosed man about 7 feet tall.
