I’m a fill-in, but I should be happy: I’m a guest on The Elaine Show.
But Elaine walks past my room to Scarlet Reed’s.
Who is she anyway?
A tramp, famous for a leaked sex tape.
My book’s #1 worldwide… for months!
A knock on my door.
Scarlet Reed.
She smiles with her ass-fat lips.
Who is she anyway?
“Dr. Greenfield? Such a fan.”
Good. My eye-roll makes her stammer. “Your — your book, Trauma to Triumph, saved my life. I recommended it to Elaine.”
Who am I anyway? Who am I anyway? Who am I anyway?
