Everyone in Crawfish County had a story about the late Rosa May.
There was her rumored affair with Elvis.
Or how she dragged a bear off her dog while wearing high heels.
And who could forget the Great Dorito Disaster, when her love of those “new triangle things” sent forty-two men to the hospital. (Doritos are still banned to this day.)
She refused photographs, so when one was discovered, business halted so all could witness the plane fly her likeness across the sky… only for one day.
All agreed that the 30-foot banner was too small for Rosa May.
