I knew Bella was our dog the first day I laid eyes on her at the shelter. They said she was shy, but we hit it off immediately. It took time to get her used to my husband. And of course when we had all acclimated to each other, it happened … Her original owners …
CONTENT WARNING: Language It’s Florida, everything’s weird in Florida. But I was fine with helpin’ Lana with her joke on her man, till she hit him over the head with a fryin’ pan. But I done already taped his legs up, and she was seethin’, so I figure she had a good reason. Maybe …
I can’t sleep. I have trouble sleeping since I looked evil in the eyes. It was three years ago, but I still remember clearly looking into those orbs that were not rooted in place by a soul. Something else was inside there, moving those eyes around. As absurd as this sounds, they creaked like ungreased …
CONTENT WARNING: Animal Cruelty, Animal Death Taj wanted to fly me to his town home in Perth. I refused. I wouldn’t leave Jim, my beloved cockatoo. He’d panic whenever I wasn’t by his side. He was my buddy, never even caged him. Taj paid for Jim to fly first class with us. I …
October 3rd 2019, aliens sent humanity a courtesy message: prepare for hostile takeover, January 2nd, 2020. When the day came, across the time zones, eyes and weapons rose to the sky. Nothing happened. No spaceships. No aliens. Was it an alien prank call? Over the next few months, the warning was forgotten. But the aliens …